Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. (Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming)

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. (Plato)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)